So Breaking Dawn came out today, or well umm yesterday and I’ve decided not to read it until I reread the other ones, in order for me to have everything completely straight in my head. but I of course I’ve already spoiled the book, I read a review on Amazon that basicaly told me how it ended.
Thing is though a lot of people only gave the book 1 star!! So this is a 1 or 5 star book people, it doesn’t look like their will be an in-between.
In other news, yesterday i looked at my freshman year journal, and oh the things I write some times. A lot of the pages had stuff to do with school, and most pages simply had a picture on it, some even lyrics to a song that fit the moment. Brought back tons of memories. I’m hoping I can kinda do the same with this blog, save some paper and stuff
And some more rememenessing on my past, my Aunt brought over a CD with a bunch of my old, OLD documents. (old stories I wrote, jokes, poems, maybe one or two reports… stuff like that) Maybe I’ll post one of my lame-o stories here tomorrow. The strange thing is though, it incouraged me to start thinking about writting again. Random fact I use to love writting chainletters when I was younger, not the stupid I’m going to kill you one’s but sweet, kind ones. Weird 21st century hobby.
Anyway here’s the document of jokes I found funny.
Why did the Pigeon cross the road?
To get squashed by a car!
Or
To prove he wasn’t chicken
You’re so dumb your favorite colors clear!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Point less
Point less who?
This Joke is so point less your reading IT!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Flag
Flag who?
Flag me down when you see me! (I don’t get it)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cry
Cry who?
Don’t cry for me cry for you!
Why was the blonde in the tree?
She was raking leaves!
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave
Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence? (You got to know what the chain link fence is to get the joke)
To see what was on the other side!
Red neck jokes
You might be a red neck if
Your wife is your sister!




Olivia 2:40 pm on May 25, 2008 Permalink |
Hola! That’s funny that u and ur mom used the economic stimulation money on mp4 players! Oh, thats what the money was for– the stimulate the economy. It’s the government’s new program. I think it’s funny. Email me if you’re going to the battle of the bands because I might maybe possibly there’s a slight chance that I’ll need a ride to that or book club but I’m not sure yet. ttyl